Oh These Crave Rockstar Cookies... Why I Come Back to Them (and What My Kids Say)

Honestly, there are cookies, and then there are these. The first time I made Crave Rockstar Cookies, I thought they sounded a bit dramatic, but, mate, these kids live up to their name. My son called them "the best thing you've ever made, and I've had your lasagna" (he's only ten, so take it with a grain of salt). If you saw the disaster area that was my kitchen the first time, you'd think I was baking with one hand tied behind my back. But even after that flour storm, I'd still make these again—at least now the dog doesn't try to lick up cocoa nibs off the floor.

Why I Keep Making These (Even When My Mixer Breaks)

I make these Crave Rockstar Cookies when... well, when I want to impress people, or just cheer up a rainy Saturday. My family literally goes bonkers for the crispy edges and gooey centres (center if you’re across the pond), and I might have hidden a few from them once or twice—don’t judge me. Even my aunt, who claims not to care for chocolate, requests them "accidentally" every time she visits. And, between us, this is the only cookie dough where I let myself lick the spoon. Is that risky? Maybe, but honestly, it’s the little things.

What You'll Need (With My Usual Cheats)

1 cup unsalted butter, melted and cooled (I’ve used salted before—just skip the extra salt below if you do)
1 and ¼ cups light brown sugar (Don’t have it? White sugar works, just add a tablespoon of molasses or honey. My gran swore by Demerara but I'm not precious)
½ cup granulated sugar
2 large eggs (I'll be honest, I've used whatever size I had and nobody noticed)
2 teaspoons vanilla extract (sometimes I use the real stuff, sometimes not)
2 and ½ cups all-purpose flour (whole wheat makes it a bit too wholesome for my crowd)
1 teaspoon baking soda
¾ teaspoon fine sea salt (sometimes I just eyeball it, oops)
1 and ½ cups chocolate chips or chunks (dark, milk, whatever you fancy; once I mixed semi-sweet with some leftover Easter bunny)
½ cup chopped walnuts (optional—my youngest protests, so I usually sprinkle some just on top of my own batch)
½ cup flaked or shredded coconut (if you have it; it's not strictly necessary, but makes the "rockstar" part pop, apparently)

How I Actually Make Rockstar Cookies

Melt and Cool—So, melt your butter first and let it cool a bit (not piping hot, you don't want scrambled eggs). I used to forget and, well, that made an odd goo. Trust me, the wait is worth it.
Mix Wet Stuff—Grab a bowl and whisk together brown sugar, white sugar, and that lovely coolish butter. Add eggs, then vanilla, then mix until it looks glossy and, honestly, irresistible. I usually sneak a taste here (sorry not sorry).
Add Dry Stuff—In another bowl (yes, I said it, two bowls, sigh...), whisk the flour, baking soda, and salt. Dump into the wet mix and stir until just combined. It always looks thicker than you think it should—don’t worry.
Chunky Goodness—Fold in your chocolate, nuts, and coconut (if using). Use a spoon or, like me when I'm impatient, just glop it together with your hands. It isn’t pretty.
Chill Out—Here's the annoying bit: cover that bowl and chill for at least an hour (overnight is even better, if you can wait). If you don’t, your cookies will be pancakes. True story.
Scoop and Space—Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C-ish). Line a couple of baking trays—I use parchment because I can’t be fussed scrubbing trays. Scoop balls (about 2 tablespoons each). Space them out a lot; they expand like my uncle’s stories after a pub night.
Bake—12-14 minutes, or until the edges are golden brown but middles still a smidge soft. Don’t overbake; they’ll finish up on the sheet.
Cool (sort of)—Let them sit for five minutes before moving—if you can resist. Actually, I usually pinch a hot one. Darn, they smell too good.

Notes (aka, Things I Wish I’d Known Sooner)

Chilling the dough really does make them better—my lazy attempt at skipping this gave me a baking tray of basic, flat sadness.
I think they taste even better on the second day; not that they always last that long.
If your dough seems too stiff, a splash of milk does wonders. On second thought, don’t overdo it, or it turns gummy (ask me how I know...)
Chocolate chunks give more drama than chips, but both work. Try chopping your own from a slab—less uniform, more rustic.

Fun Twists and a Few Letdowns

I tried subbing half the butter with coconut oil—made them a bit too dense, but not terrible. Still edible (according to my dad, who eats anything in a pinch).
Mini M&Ms instead of chips? Kids went nuts. But white chocolate with dried apricots? Not the best—tasted weirdly like trail mix.
Leave out coconut and they’re just classic chocolate chunk; still solid. Add a pinch of cinnamon if you’re feeling fancy.

Equipment Bits (and My Lazy Hacks)

Electric mixer (but a wooden spoon and strong arms totally work—have done it while listening to a podcast, you know the one: Food People by Bon Appetit)
Mixing bowls (I use a salad bowl sometimes, shh)
Baking tray and parchment—if you run out, just grease your tray well and hope for the best
Cookie scoop is handy but two spoons do just fine (or use your clean hands, I won’t tell)

How Long Do These Even Last?

Technically, they’ll keep in an airtight tin for 3-4 days. Realistically? In my place, maybe 24 hours—if you’re lucky. You can freeze the dough balls, though, so you have an ace up your sleeve when you need a fresh batch quick.

Serving: The Best Bits

Warm, with a glass of cold milk, obviously. Or crumble over a scoop of vanilla ice cream if you want to go full Rockstar. We have this odd tradition: whoever gets the biggest cookie has to make the tea. Strange but true.

Lessons I Learnt the Hard Way (Pro Cookie Wisdom)

I once skipped the chilling step to "save time"—regret city. Cookies merged into a sheet pan Frankenstein (still delicious, though...)
Don't crowd the tray. These spread, and merging is only fun if you want cookie bars.
Accidentally burned a batch when my nephew needed a Band-Aid mid-bake. Set that timer, and give yourself a breather.

Cookie Q&A From the Trenches

Do I have to chill the dough? Well, you don’t have to, but then your cookies will be more pancake than rockstar. Your call!
Can I use vegan butter? Yup, I’ve tried that and it works, especially if you sub in a flax egg—might not taste 100% the same, but close enough for jazz.
Why are my cookies too crispy? Either your oven runs hot (get an oven thermometer, really), or you left ‘em in a minute too long. Or maybe you just like ‘em that way (I won't tell anyone).
Can I freeze the dough? Oh yes, roll it into balls first then freeze on a baking sheet. Bake straight from frozen, just tack on an extra minute or three.

Well, that's the Crave Rockstar Cookie Recipe done with a bit of kitchen chaos and more personality than sense. If you ever find a way to stop eating the dough straight off the spoon, let me know—because I definitely haven’t cracked it yet.

Crave Rockstar Cookie Recipe: Your New Cookie Obsession

Oh These Crave Rockstar Cookies... Why I Come Back to Them (and What My Kids Say)

Why I Keep Making These (Even When My Mixer Breaks)

What You'll Need (With My Usual Cheats)

How I Actually Make Rockstar Cookies

Notes (aka, Things I Wish I’d Known Sooner)

Fun Twists and a Few Letdowns

Equipment Bits (and My Lazy Hacks)

How Long Do These Even Last?

Serving: The Best Bits

Lessons I Learnt the Hard Way (Pro Cookie Wisdom)

Cookie Q&A From the Trenches

Crave Rockstar Cookie Recipe

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